Total Medals Earned: 285 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (60/100 points)
Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/525 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/205 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/145 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/280 points)
Medals Earned: 5/18 (40/225 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (75/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Challenge: Get killed by a fan
Challenge: Jump 10 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels
Challenge: Collect 20 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Run for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand
Challenge: Survive 30 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Die by hitting spikes
Challenge: Die by hitting a saw
Challenge: Fall into a pit
Challenge: Get pushed off screen
Challenge: Die in quicksand
Challenge: Run 15 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Run 30 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 3 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 5 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 10 times
Challenge: Survive 60 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Survive 2 minutes in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 10 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Swing 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 15 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 30 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 200 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 50 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels
Challenge: Collect 250 pixels
Challenge: Collect 500 pixels
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Swing 10 times
Challenge: Swing 20 times
Challenge: Swing 50 times
Challenge: Run for 60 seconds
Challenge: Run for 5 minutes
Challenge: Run for 15 minutes
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 3 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 60 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 15 times
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Jump 500 times
Challenge: Collect 1000 pixels
Challenge: Swing 100 times
Challenge: Run for 30 minutes
Finish Any Easy Level
Finish Any Medium Level
Finish Any Hard Level
Finish All Easy Levels
Finish All Medium Levels
Finish All Hard Levels
Finish All Levels
Check Out The Credits!
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Brave'
Kill a Ghost for the first time
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Dark'
Kill a shrub
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Rogue'
Kill at least one Zombie, Mummy, Ghost and Skeleton
Grow your Arcane stat above 5
Grow your HP stat above 10
Find and Kill Ugby Mumba
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Nimble'
Find and Kill the Karrion Killer!
Kill 20 goos
Kill 5 Skeletons
Find and Kill Tom Fulp!!!
...
Complete the prologue
clear the roof
Help a comrade..
You couldn't do it.
Find the marksman rifle
open the safe
Complete Chapter 5
